I hate cheesy surf music!

The time has finally come...
Admirers of Jack HarperReiter, its time do die!!!

I just hate the lack of killer tunes in every f**kin surf flick. Why must I get tortured by Jack, Ben, Donovan and other “surfer musicians”???
When I´m taking over the almighty surf throne, I will make sure that Cancer Bats, Skid Row, Dark Funeral and why not Europe, will play at the next ASP comp!
Here you got my first 10-song recipe for success served to your next surf. You dont need to thank me.

*Cancer Bats – Lucifer´s rocking chair
This is as good as it gets.

*The Black Keys - Same old thing
One of the best songs to check the surf to. Or just be nude in the park.

*Crowbar - Self – inflicted
They have been by my side since I was 13… Kirk Windstein is my father.

*The Slew - Robbing Banks (doin´time)
New school grooooooooovveeeee! Let your ding dang a ding dong.

*Earth Crisis - When Slaves Revolt
Old sXe warriors gives all new “emo-hc-whatever” kids a real lesson in what is all about! Fuck your poetry, thick framed glasses and fashion mullets!!

*Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized
See above…

*At the Gates – Blinded by fear
15 years has passed since this masterpiece was done.
It still feels like it´s done tomorrow! Can´t wait to see 2:53min of pure surf mayhem to this tune!

*Anthrax – Gung Ho
They rule.

*The Tallest Man On Earth – Pistol Dreams
A skinny little swedish dude with a guitar. NO, he doesn’t sound like Jack Johnson.

*Sacred Reich – Surf Nicaragua
“You fight for democracy and the "American Way"
But you're not in your country "What am I doing here?" you say
But now it's too late you're entering Managua
If you had brought your surfboard
You could surf Nicaragua”