Dumb & Dumber With Harrison Gordon

Our new candidate for the Dumb & Dumber series: Harrison Gordon. See what he has to say about intrauterine devices, Michael Jackson's last words, C.J. Parker and boxer buttons.

Did you wash your hands before starting this questionnaire?

No.

What were Michael Jackson's last words?

"I'm so high, I really have no idea what's going on" maybe in a Towelie from South Park voice..

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Sometimes it's 6 and sometimes it's 60.

Give me one argument in favor of intrauterine devices.

Pre-cum, that's pretty scary..."You have to explore your body"... - Joe Carlino

Harrison's Full Part, thank you Java.

What was Captain Hook's name when he had a hand?

I think it was still Captain Hook because his name was James Hook??

What's the opposite of a body trainer?

Thin mint girl scout cookies, they are just so good.

Why did they give birth to Jesus in December in a cowshed, when it's way warmer in summer?

I'm not sure if I understand this question, but I know this was before intrauterine devices were invented.

Who was the best swimmer: Mitch Bucannon or C.J. Parker?

Mitch was a better swimmer, but C.J. Parker was much better at running in slow motion.

Harrison smiling from 1:22

Did you ever listen to the AM radio during the afternoon? What happened?

I have listened to AM radio in the afternoon because I live in Los Angeles and it tells me how fucked I am while sitting in traffic for hours and hours of my life.

Do you ever use your buttons on your boxers?

No, I have boxer briefs, I made the switch about 4 years ago. Boxers kinda suck for snowboarding, they are too loose which can cause balls to swing too much and if you knuckle a jump or overshoot, it they can hit you legs and cause the "I just got hit in the balls" feeling.

Do sheep generate static electricity when they rub against each other?

Only the kiwis know...

Did you tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

No, I did wash my hands.