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Is Simon Dumont the Eric Cartman of skiing?

Not only do they share the same hight, but also egos. Lets see if they have anything else in common!

Back in the days when Simon was doing 4 million cork 3s in his movie segments and (eventhough you won't believe it) actually were louder then he is today, Eric Cartman marched straight to all of our harts with his street smart, ”i can do what the fuck i want” sort of attitude.

Now, they are in different levels in their careers. One of them is still climbing and the other. Well, not climbing very much at all is he.

They are both well known sort of cartoonish caracters with a goofy kind of appearance and believe that someone put hem on this planet to show everybody how awesome they are.

What tells them apart?

Well, if you would see them in the same room, you can tell who Simon is by finding whatever fight is going on and there you have him. Simons fighting skills is way better then Cartman's, eventhough i dont think Cartman would have gotten his ass kicked by a cab driver after a racial slur...

hmm

Now, since they share so much. Let´s put them face to face to see:


Appearance:

Fat.......... Cartman: X - Dumont: O
Well dressed.......... Cartman: O - Dumont: O
Geeky hairdo.......... Cartman: X - Dumont: X
Short.......... Cartman: X - Dumont: OH YES!
Pretty.......... Cartman: O - Dumont: O

Personality:

Self centered.......... Cartman: X - Dumont: X
Loud.......... Cartman: X - Dumont: X
EGO.......... Cartman: X - Dumont: XXX

Other

Fighting skills.......... Cartman: O - Dumont: X
Lives for this shit.......... Cartman: O - Dumont: yeah right

So with this in mind. What do you think.

Is Simon Dumont the Eric Cartman of skiing?

 
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Cheez 20 May 16:51

true but isent the diffrens not the same like
cartman=steeez simon=fag?
and whats up with that faggy as bandana??
but not even close as faggy as the emo skier wester hahha

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gabbe 13 May 12:45

hahahaha true

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Honken 13 May 10:44

yes!

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perhampus 13 May 10:32

Hahaha. LOL.

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AlexB 13 May 09:55

hahahaha

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manbearpig 13 May 03:26

basically THE most truest(?) post in THE world

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kingbling 13 May 01:30

haha spot on

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johnny bale 13 May 00:57

haha, skiing articles are funny, would never have guessed! no opinion though, i'm attending a lecture and i really wanna watch the clips before submitting an assessment, seems pretty likely though