Lubing The Deals with Seth Morrison

Part three in our series of Lubing The Deals. This time it is no other then Seth Morrison, or as they call him in Argentina "Cohones", proving he did his homework!

And who would´nt have gotten that lesson straight after beeing in the game for so long? With more years in the biz then his total amount of hairstyles and colours, Seth has reached the state of beeing a legend. Well deserved too, cause a very select few people have done a ski career with that much style and good attitude. Now, im not the one pointing fingers (uhm, maybe i am) but this way of promoting ski gear is not cool!

And you know what, I am a journalist and have to ask the tough questions everybody keeps avoiding. Much at the expence of my own popularity I´ve noticed. But Really. How fucking old is this guy?

But this is actually the oldest trick in the book and I cant blame anyone for diving down on all four at the end of their career. Have a look and you will see it all around. Getting old and running out of steam is the number one reason for lubing sponsordeals with silly movies, homepages, record attempts and marketing moves. You realize that instead of going to college you spend your life beeing a superhero. But just for a while. And ones you get to that understanding that you are screwed without the compaines backing your shit up. Then you´re in trouble. Then you´re swimming in pool of lube with one hand cuffed to an iron pipe with the gag-ball in sight. Greased up and ready to go!!

And listen up folks, i would most definitely do the same in the blink of an eye if i had the chance. But you have to have some skills to even get to that point of having a chance to lube your A-hole for them corporate dicks, and i never had any. So i´m still very much "untouched" back there. Phew!

I know Seth is untouchable with his past actions in the name of skiing and all. So therefore i guess you have to see the video for not thinking i am a complete douche. So watch it now eventhough I´m sure it will be as painful for you as it was for me.

So check it out my fellow ski enthusiasts, Seth "Cohones" Morrison lubing the deals