Armada in Retallack

Dear who ever does the marketing for Retallack. My name is Simon and i run a website called Spatziba with 700.000.000 unique visitors per month. I think it would be a great idea to bring me and some friends to Retallack and do a story about it. Your place seems awesome and congratulations to the snow conditions. Now, this is not a threat but i am just saying that some bad words that would kill your sweet resort (yeah, we are that powerful!) could be a fact if im not plowing through endless powfields soon. Thanks in advance and see you soon /Simon