New Album from John Duva

One of Spatziba´s favorite bands has dropped a bomb! God help us...

John Duva have been hired not one but several times by a certain very, very, VERY fine and progressive company. Yep, you guessed it. Spatziba have had the honor to witness these fine gentlemen perform at some of our parties, which they´ve gladly done. Just for their plain amusement and passion(and tons of cash of course). They sing in both swedish and english oddly enough, so sorry all non swedishers because the first single is in swedish. You can go their myspace if you are so fond of lyrics

I was asked to review their album by their handsome and cool yet fragile bass player Matt Roxx and thought that; suuure, why not, i can give it a shot.

So i took three standard measuring tools to judge how well received their new album, released yesterday, will be. Some of these criterias might seem a bit far fetched BUT THEY`RE NOT. This is fresh baked RNR science out of the labs at NASA and such places! Highly trustable!!

See below for their first single and the review!

How much junk are they packing?
Hard to tell, but there is definately some big dick aura around them. I can imagine half of them are carrying around missiles in the pants the U.N. would NOT approve off. Real rhino-junk (huge) in other words. The rest of them im sure are packing more basic, but still huge dongs that could do some damage for sure. No cucumbers in thinfoil needed here!
5/5

Likeliness to get laid at a John Duva show:
Besides looking so damn bad next to the band i think you have a good shot for several reasones.
ONE. I have, as said earlier, been to a bunch of their shows and im telling you; it's a taco fest! Its something like the heroin lab in American gangster procentagewise. TONS of chicks and maybe 20 procents cool dudes.
TWO. They are underground! You will connect with everybody that is there. You are both unique little snow flakes that have found the same band interesting.
THREE. Its sexual! I mean, im sure every girl spends at least half of their concerts thinking of who in the band they would do what to. So after the show, half the job is done already!
5/5

Looks:
Damn! These dudes means war! I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT HAIR. No doubt way above average. My guess is this band gets more ass than toilet paper.
6/5 (!)

So there you have it. 16 god damn points out of 15. This reeks of success. Nothing to add your honor.

This is what Troglodyte records have to say.

JOHN DUVA is a band from Åre in northern Sweden; a place where they've lived and played
together for a long time. Lately, the band moved south, to the archipelagos of Stockholm.
They are all traveling from different cities in Sweden to meet up and play on the island of
Yxlan, Stockholm, pretty much all the time!
With an attitude and a burning passion, they meet up to play and to dispose the frustration of waking up and wasting their time with routines and everyday jobs. This is the main factor for their inspiration, and the heart of their music; to break free from standard living and create a reality of their own which consists of music and pure energy. JOHN DUVA is band that you don't categorize, simply because of the variated impressions they use in their music and lyrics. Think The Hives meets King Khan & The Shrines, combined with garage, punk & psych,
and you might be on your way of getting the picture!